CREEPY Embroidered HOoOodie
from $65.00
Some people try to be likable.
Others just stand quietly in doorways.
This hoodie doesn’t smile. It doesn’t wave. It simply states what everyone was already thinking. “Creepy” is embroidered dead center in restrained, unsettling type—like a warning. Or an invitation.
Embroidered lettering that whispers, not shouts
Soft fleece interior, cold-blooded exterior
Unisex fit for stalkers of all sizes
Perfect for late-night walks, antique dolls, and staring too long without blinking
You don’t try to be creepy.
You just… are.
And honestly, it's going great.
Others just stand quietly in doorways.
This hoodie doesn’t smile. It doesn’t wave. It simply states what everyone was already thinking. “Creepy” is embroidered dead center in restrained, unsettling type—like a warning. Or an invitation.
Embroidered lettering that whispers, not shouts
Soft fleece interior, cold-blooded exterior
Unisex fit for stalkers of all sizes
Perfect for late-night walks, antique dolls, and staring too long without blinking
You don’t try to be creepy.
You just… are.
And honestly, it's going great.
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Some people try to be likable.
Others just stand quietly in doorways.
This hoodie doesn’t smile. It doesn’t wave. It simply states what everyone was already thinking. “Creepy” is embroidered dead center in restrained, unsettling type—like a warning. Or an invitation.
Embroidered lettering that whispers, not shouts
Soft fleece interior, cold-blooded exterior
Unisex fit for stalkers of all sizes
Perfect for late-night walks, antique dolls, and staring too long without blinking
You don’t try to be creepy.
You just… are.
And honestly, it's going great.
Others just stand quietly in doorways.
This hoodie doesn’t smile. It doesn’t wave. It simply states what everyone was already thinking. “Creepy” is embroidered dead center in restrained, unsettling type—like a warning. Or an invitation.
Embroidered lettering that whispers, not shouts
Soft fleece interior, cold-blooded exterior
Unisex fit for stalkers of all sizes
Perfect for late-night walks, antique dolls, and staring too long without blinking
You don’t try to be creepy.
You just… are.
And honestly, it's going great.
Some people try to be likable.
Others just stand quietly in doorways.
This hoodie doesn’t smile. It doesn’t wave. It simply states what everyone was already thinking. “Creepy” is embroidered dead center in restrained, unsettling type—like a warning. Or an invitation.
Embroidered lettering that whispers, not shouts
Soft fleece interior, cold-blooded exterior
Unisex fit for stalkers of all sizes
Perfect for late-night walks, antique dolls, and staring too long without blinking
You don’t try to be creepy.
You just… are.
And honestly, it's going great.
Others just stand quietly in doorways.
This hoodie doesn’t smile. It doesn’t wave. It simply states what everyone was already thinking. “Creepy” is embroidered dead center in restrained, unsettling type—like a warning. Or an invitation.
Embroidered lettering that whispers, not shouts
Soft fleece interior, cold-blooded exterior
Unisex fit for stalkers of all sizes
Perfect for late-night walks, antique dolls, and staring too long without blinking
You don’t try to be creepy.
You just… are.
And honestly, it's going great.