CREEPY Embroidered HOoOodie

from $65.00
Some people try to be likable.
Others just stand quietly in doorways.

This hoodie doesn’t smile. It doesn’t wave. It simply states what everyone was already thinking. “Creepy” is embroidered dead center in restrained, unsettling type—like a warning. Or an invitation.

Embroidered lettering that whispers, not shouts

Soft fleece interior, cold-blooded exterior

Unisex fit for stalkers of all sizes

Perfect for late-night walks, antique dolls, and staring too long without blinking

You don’t try to be creepy.
You just… are.
And honestly, it's going great.
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Some people try to be likable.
Others just stand quietly in doorways.

This hoodie doesn’t smile. It doesn’t wave. It simply states what everyone was already thinking. “Creepy” is embroidered dead center in restrained, unsettling type—like a warning. Or an invitation.

Embroidered lettering that whispers, not shouts

Soft fleece interior, cold-blooded exterior

Unisex fit for stalkers of all sizes

Perfect for late-night walks, antique dolls, and staring too long without blinking

You don’t try to be creepy.
You just… are.
And honestly, it's going great.