Department of Avian Misinformation – Official Hoodie (Agent-Issued)
from $68.00
Congratulations, Agent. You’ve been selected for covert assignment within the shadowy halls of the Department of Avian Misinformation—a highly classified division dedicated to controlling the bird narrative.
Your issued hoodie includes official embroidery across the chest and—most importantly—your Agent Number discreetly stitched into the sleeve. That’s right. You’re in now.
This hoodie is for late-night stakeouts, encrypted briefings, and blending in while speaking the truth no one wants to hear:
Birds Aren’t Real.
They never were.
Soft fleece-lined interior, engineered for warmth and subterfuge
Department seal stitched across chest in unassuming, official font
Sleeve embroidery: Your Agent Number, custom-assigned (or is it?)
Unisex fit for operatives of all body types and belief systems
Pairs perfectly with the matching tee, worn under layers for double deniability.
Do not discuss this garment. Do not acknowledge this department.
You were never here.
Your issued hoodie includes official embroidery across the chest and—most importantly—your Agent Number discreetly stitched into the sleeve. That’s right. You’re in now.
This hoodie is for late-night stakeouts, encrypted briefings, and blending in while speaking the truth no one wants to hear:
Birds Aren’t Real.
They never were.
Soft fleece-lined interior, engineered for warmth and subterfuge
Department seal stitched across chest in unassuming, official font
Sleeve embroidery: Your Agent Number, custom-assigned (or is it?)
Unisex fit for operatives of all body types and belief systems
Pairs perfectly with the matching tee, worn under layers for double deniability.
Do not discuss this garment. Do not acknowledge this department.
You were never here.
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Congratulations, Agent. You’ve been selected for covert assignment within the shadowy halls of the Department of Avian Misinformation—a highly classified division dedicated to controlling the bird narrative.
Your issued hoodie includes official embroidery across the chest and—most importantly—your Agent Number discreetly stitched into the sleeve. That’s right. You’re in now.
This hoodie is for late-night stakeouts, encrypted briefings, and blending in while speaking the truth no one wants to hear:
Birds Aren’t Real.
They never were.
Soft fleece-lined interior, engineered for warmth and subterfuge
Department seal stitched across chest in unassuming, official font
Sleeve embroidery: Your Agent Number, custom-assigned (or is it?)
Unisex fit for operatives of all body types and belief systems
Pairs perfectly with the matching tee, worn under layers for double deniability.
Do not discuss this garment. Do not acknowledge this department.
You were never here.
Your issued hoodie includes official embroidery across the chest and—most importantly—your Agent Number discreetly stitched into the sleeve. That’s right. You’re in now.
This hoodie is for late-night stakeouts, encrypted briefings, and blending in while speaking the truth no one wants to hear:
Birds Aren’t Real.
They never were.
Soft fleece-lined interior, engineered for warmth and subterfuge
Department seal stitched across chest in unassuming, official font
Sleeve embroidery: Your Agent Number, custom-assigned (or is it?)
Unisex fit for operatives of all body types and belief systems
Pairs perfectly with the matching tee, worn under layers for double deniability.
Do not discuss this garment. Do not acknowledge this department.
You were never here.
Congratulations, Agent. You’ve been selected for covert assignment within the shadowy halls of the Department of Avian Misinformation—a highly classified division dedicated to controlling the bird narrative.
Your issued hoodie includes official embroidery across the chest and—most importantly—your Agent Number discreetly stitched into the sleeve. That’s right. You’re in now.
This hoodie is for late-night stakeouts, encrypted briefings, and blending in while speaking the truth no one wants to hear:
Birds Aren’t Real.
They never were.
Soft fleece-lined interior, engineered for warmth and subterfuge
Department seal stitched across chest in unassuming, official font
Sleeve embroidery: Your Agent Number, custom-assigned (or is it?)
Unisex fit for operatives of all body types and belief systems
Pairs perfectly with the matching tee, worn under layers for double deniability.
Do not discuss this garment. Do not acknowledge this department.
You were never here.
Your issued hoodie includes official embroidery across the chest and—most importantly—your Agent Number discreetly stitched into the sleeve. That’s right. You’re in now.
This hoodie is for late-night stakeouts, encrypted briefings, and blending in while speaking the truth no one wants to hear:
Birds Aren’t Real.
They never were.
Soft fleece-lined interior, engineered for warmth and subterfuge
Department seal stitched across chest in unassuming, official font
Sleeve embroidery: Your Agent Number, custom-assigned (or is it?)
Unisex fit for operatives of all body types and belief systems
Pairs perfectly with the matching tee, worn under layers for double deniability.
Do not discuss this garment. Do not acknowledge this department.
You were never here.