Department of Avian Misinformation – Official Tee
from $36.00
Welcome to the Department. But you didn’t hear that from us.
This Department of Avian Misinformation tee is your new uniform for disinformation duty—perfect for field agents, pigeon deniers, and truth-havers whose files have definitely been redacted. The crest looks legit. The mission? Even more so.
Because birds aren’t real.
And if they were, we’d already have said too much.
Classic unisex fit for covert ops or backyard stakeouts
Soft enough to wear while being shadowbanned
Pairs well with the Department of Avian Misinformation hoodie—for nighttime operations, or cooler weather psy-ops
Warning: May attract drones
You don’t wear this shirt. It wears you.
Welcome to the flock agent.
This Department of Avian Misinformation tee is your new uniform for disinformation duty—perfect for field agents, pigeon deniers, and truth-havers whose files have definitely been redacted. The crest looks legit. The mission? Even more so.
Because birds aren’t real.
And if they were, we’d already have said too much.
Classic unisex fit for covert ops or backyard stakeouts
Soft enough to wear while being shadowbanned
Pairs well with the Department of Avian Misinformation hoodie—for nighttime operations, or cooler weather psy-ops
Warning: May attract drones
You don’t wear this shirt. It wears you.
Welcome to the flock agent.
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Welcome to the Department. But you didn’t hear that from us.
This Department of Avian Misinformation tee is your new uniform for disinformation duty—perfect for field agents, pigeon deniers, and truth-havers whose files have definitely been redacted. The crest looks legit. The mission? Even more so.
Because birds aren’t real.
And if they were, we’d already have said too much.
Classic unisex fit for covert ops or backyard stakeouts
Soft enough to wear while being shadowbanned
Pairs well with the Department of Avian Misinformation hoodie—for nighttime operations, or cooler weather psy-ops
Warning: May attract drones
You don’t wear this shirt. It wears you.
Welcome to the flock agent.
This Department of Avian Misinformation tee is your new uniform for disinformation duty—perfect for field agents, pigeon deniers, and truth-havers whose files have definitely been redacted. The crest looks legit. The mission? Even more so.
Because birds aren’t real.
And if they were, we’d already have said too much.
Classic unisex fit for covert ops or backyard stakeouts
Soft enough to wear while being shadowbanned
Pairs well with the Department of Avian Misinformation hoodie—for nighttime operations, or cooler weather psy-ops
Warning: May attract drones
You don’t wear this shirt. It wears you.
Welcome to the flock agent.
Welcome to the Department. But you didn’t hear that from us.
This Department of Avian Misinformation tee is your new uniform for disinformation duty—perfect for field agents, pigeon deniers, and truth-havers whose files have definitely been redacted. The crest looks legit. The mission? Even more so.
Because birds aren’t real.
And if they were, we’d already have said too much.
Classic unisex fit for covert ops or backyard stakeouts
Soft enough to wear while being shadowbanned
Pairs well with the Department of Avian Misinformation hoodie—for nighttime operations, or cooler weather psy-ops
Warning: May attract drones
You don’t wear this shirt. It wears you.
Welcome to the flock agent.
This Department of Avian Misinformation tee is your new uniform for disinformation duty—perfect for field agents, pigeon deniers, and truth-havers whose files have definitely been redacted. The crest looks legit. The mission? Even more so.
Because birds aren’t real.
And if they were, we’d already have said too much.
Classic unisex fit for covert ops or backyard stakeouts
Soft enough to wear while being shadowbanned
Pairs well with the Department of Avian Misinformation hoodie—for nighttime operations, or cooler weather psy-ops
Warning: May attract drones
You don’t wear this shirt. It wears you.
Welcome to the flock agent.