Diagnosis: BIZARRE An Extraordinary Condition. Poorly Understood. Wildly Underrated.

from $65.00
Presenting symptoms may include:
– Speaking in riddles (accidentally)
– A deep affection for obscure trivia and haunted furniture
– Making strangers uncomfortable at dinner parties
– Refusing to explain your art—and rightly so

This black hoodie features BIZARRE embroidered in soft cream over the left chest—a subtle scream for - something. The Rx logo on the right sleeve confirms official recognition by absolutely no one that matters.

Includes a signed diagnosis letter from Dr. Phake, typically delivered within 24–48 hours unless cosmic interference occurs. You’ll know it when it arrives. It might hum.

Wearing this hoodie may result in suspicious glances, unusual friendships, and sudden performance art or interpretive dance.

*FDA-unapproved. Spiritually validated.
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Presenting symptoms may include:
– Speaking in riddles (accidentally)
– A deep affection for obscure trivia and haunted furniture
– Making strangers uncomfortable at dinner parties
– Refusing to explain your art—and rightly so

This black hoodie features BIZARRE embroidered in soft cream over the left chest—a subtle scream for - something. The Rx logo on the right sleeve confirms official recognition by absolutely no one that matters.

Includes a signed diagnosis letter from Dr. Phake, typically delivered within 24–48 hours unless cosmic interference occurs. You’ll know it when it arrives. It might hum.

Wearing this hoodie may result in suspicious glances, unusual friendships, and sudden performance art or interpretive dance.

*FDA-unapproved. Spiritually validated.