Diagnosis: DRAMATIC A Classic Case - Now Officially Embroidered.

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Symptoms may include:
– Sudden emotional monologues
– Slamming doors for emphasis
– Whispering “fine” when it’s definitely not
– A strong, persistent need to be both seen and misunderstood

This black hoodie features DRAMATIC embroidered over the left chest in high-intensity red—just like your mood. An Rx tag on the right sleeve confirms this is a medically recognized condition*.

Includes an official diagnosis letter from Dr. Phake within 24–48 hours of order processing. May be delivered by email, courier, or divine revelation (but probably email).

Side effects may include increased eye rolls from friends and dramatic flair in public settings. Wear responsibly. Or don’t.

*Not recognized by any legitimate governing medical board, ever.
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Symptoms may include:
– Sudden emotional monologues
– Slamming doors for emphasis
– Whispering “fine” when it’s definitely not
– A strong, persistent need to be both seen and misunderstood

This black hoodie features DRAMATIC embroidered over the left chest in high-intensity red—just like your mood. An Rx tag on the right sleeve confirms this is a medically recognized condition*.

Includes an official diagnosis letter from Dr. Phake within 24–48 hours of order processing. May be delivered by email, courier, or divine revelation (but probably email).

Side effects may include increased eye rolls from friends and dramatic flair in public settings. Wear responsibly. Or don’t.

*Not recognized by any legitimate governing medical board, ever.