Diagnosis: NEUROTIC Hyperaware. Overprepared. Understable.

from $65.00
Clinical presentation includes:
– Worrying that you sent the email wrong
– Then worrying you worried too much about it
– Thinking someone’s mad at you because they used a period
– Triple-checking the oven. Even when you haven't used it this month.

Embroidered in light gray over the left chest, NEUROTIC is subtle enough to keep you up at night wondering if people noticed it. The Rx mark on the right sleeve offers no comfort, but it does confirm that yes—this is official now.

Includes a signed diagnosis letter from Dr. Phake within 24–48 hours of purchase, which you will absolutely overanalyze. Probably while wearing the hoodie.

Side effects may include compulsive introspection, group chat retractions, and apologizing for apologizing. (Sorry)

*Not legally binding, but emotionally devastating.
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Clinical presentation includes:
– Worrying that you sent the email wrong
– Then worrying you worried too much about it
– Thinking someone’s mad at you because they used a period
– Triple-checking the oven. Even when you haven't used it this month.

Embroidered in light gray over the left chest, NEUROTIC is subtle enough to keep you up at night wondering if people noticed it. The Rx mark on the right sleeve offers no comfort, but it does confirm that yes—this is official now.

Includes a signed diagnosis letter from Dr. Phake within 24–48 hours of purchase, which you will absolutely overanalyze. Probably while wearing the hoodie.

Side effects may include compulsive introspection, group chat retractions, and apologizing for apologizing. (Sorry)

*Not legally binding, but emotionally devastating.