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Weird Shirts Haunted – Embroidered Hoodie for the Softly Possessed
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Haunted – Embroidered Hoodie for the Softly Possessed

from $63.00
Some people carry a purse.
You carry an atmosphere.

This hoodie whispers something happened here.
“Haunted” is embroidered in clean white thread, but the energy is anything but clean. It’s the vibe of vintage mirrors, half-remembered dreams, and walking into a room that suddenly feels colder. Cozy enough to wear while ghosting people—or being ghosted by entities unknown.

Gray thread embroidery, stitched with spectral intent

Soft fleece interior for your fragile mortal shell

Unisex fit for haunted objects in human form

Ideal for graveyard strolls, witchy errands, or sitting in silence with the lights off

You’re not alone.
You just don’t know who else is there.



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Some people carry a purse.
You carry an atmosphere.

This hoodie whispers something happened here.
“Haunted” is embroidered in clean white thread, but the energy is anything but clean. It’s the vibe of vintage mirrors, half-remembered dreams, and walking into a room that suddenly feels colder. Cozy enough to wear while ghosting people—or being ghosted by entities unknown.

Gray thread embroidery, stitched with spectral intent

Soft fleece interior for your fragile mortal shell

Unisex fit for haunted objects in human form

Ideal for graveyard strolls, witchy errands, or sitting in silence with the lights off

You’re not alone.
You just don’t know who else is there.



Some people carry a purse.
You carry an atmosphere.

This hoodie whispers something happened here.
“Haunted” is embroidered in clean white thread, but the energy is anything but clean. It’s the vibe of vintage mirrors, half-remembered dreams, and walking into a room that suddenly feels colder. Cozy enough to wear while ghosting people—or being ghosted by entities unknown.

Gray thread embroidery, stitched with spectral intent

Soft fleece interior for your fragile mortal shell

Unisex fit for haunted objects in human form

Ideal for graveyard strolls, witchy errands, or sitting in silence with the lights off

You’re not alone.
You just don’t know who else is there.



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