LONER (On Purpose) Embroidered Hoodie
from $63.00
Some people crave connection. You crave nobody breathing near you.
This hoodie is for the charmingly antisocial, the delightfully avoidant, and the gloriously feral souls who prefer snacks and silence to small talk and shared group activities.
“Loner” is embroidered quietly—because shouting defeats the point.
Embroidered, not printed (obviously—you’re not basic)
Unisex fleece hoodie, soft enough for your sensory issues
Acceptable attire for forest walks, gas station runs, or staring into the void
No, you’re not mad.
No, you don’t want company.
Yes, you’ll die like this.
And you’re fine with that.
This hoodie is for the charmingly antisocial, the delightfully avoidant, and the gloriously feral souls who prefer snacks and silence to small talk and shared group activities.
“Loner” is embroidered quietly—because shouting defeats the point.
Embroidered, not printed (obviously—you’re not basic)
Unisex fleece hoodie, soft enough for your sensory issues
Acceptable attire for forest walks, gas station runs, or staring into the void
No, you’re not mad.
No, you don’t want company.
Yes, you’ll die like this.
And you’re fine with that.
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Some people crave connection. You crave nobody breathing near you.
This hoodie is for the charmingly antisocial, the delightfully avoidant, and the gloriously feral souls who prefer snacks and silence to small talk and shared group activities.
“Loner” is embroidered quietly—because shouting defeats the point.
Embroidered, not printed (obviously—you’re not basic)
Unisex fleece hoodie, soft enough for your sensory issues
Acceptable attire for forest walks, gas station runs, or staring into the void
No, you’re not mad.
No, you don’t want company.
Yes, you’ll die like this.
And you’re fine with that.
This hoodie is for the charmingly antisocial, the delightfully avoidant, and the gloriously feral souls who prefer snacks and silence to small talk and shared group activities.
“Loner” is embroidered quietly—because shouting defeats the point.
Embroidered, not printed (obviously—you’re not basic)
Unisex fleece hoodie, soft enough for your sensory issues
Acceptable attire for forest walks, gas station runs, or staring into the void
No, you’re not mad.
No, you don’t want company.
Yes, you’ll die like this.
And you’re fine with that.
Some people crave connection. You crave nobody breathing near you.
This hoodie is for the charmingly antisocial, the delightfully avoidant, and the gloriously feral souls who prefer snacks and silence to small talk and shared group activities.
“Loner” is embroidered quietly—because shouting defeats the point.
Embroidered, not printed (obviously—you’re not basic)
Unisex fleece hoodie, soft enough for your sensory issues
Acceptable attire for forest walks, gas station runs, or staring into the void
No, you’re not mad.
No, you don’t want company.
Yes, you’ll die like this.
And you’re fine with that.
This hoodie is for the charmingly antisocial, the delightfully avoidant, and the gloriously feral souls who prefer snacks and silence to small talk and shared group activities.
“Loner” is embroidered quietly—because shouting defeats the point.
Embroidered, not printed (obviously—you’re not basic)
Unisex fleece hoodie, soft enough for your sensory issues
Acceptable attire for forest walks, gas station runs, or staring into the void
No, you’re not mad.
No, you don’t want company.
Yes, you’ll die like this.
And you’re fine with that.