Milk Haters of America – Contra Lactem Hoodie
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The war on dairy begins now.
This hoodie is your official uniform in the resistance against lactose tyranny. Boldly stitched with "Contra Lactem Semper" across the back—a Latin motto meaning "Against Milk, Always"—this is not just apparel. It's a declaration. A movement. A lactose-free revolution.
Whether you're vegan, intolerant, or just vibing with chaos, you’re welcome here.
Soft fleece-lined hoodie for comfort in battle
Latin motto on the back for gravitas and mystery
Front embroidery: minimal, judgmental
Unisex sizing; maximum defiance
Allergy? Rebellion? Aesthetic? Doesn’t matter.
We just won’t tolerate lactose.
This hoodie is your official uniform in the resistance against lactose tyranny. Boldly stitched with "Contra Lactem Semper" across the back—a Latin motto meaning "Against Milk, Always"—this is not just apparel. It's a declaration. A movement. A lactose-free revolution.
Whether you're vegan, intolerant, or just vibing with chaos, you’re welcome here.
Soft fleece-lined hoodie for comfort in battle
Latin motto on the back for gravitas and mystery
Front embroidery: minimal, judgmental
Unisex sizing; maximum defiance
Allergy? Rebellion? Aesthetic? Doesn’t matter.
We just won’t tolerate lactose.
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The war on dairy begins now.
This hoodie is your official uniform in the resistance against lactose tyranny. Boldly stitched with "Contra Lactem Semper" across the back—a Latin motto meaning "Against Milk, Always"—this is not just apparel. It's a declaration. A movement. A lactose-free revolution.
Whether you're vegan, intolerant, or just vibing with chaos, you’re welcome here.
Soft fleece-lined hoodie for comfort in battle
Latin motto on the back for gravitas and mystery
Front embroidery: minimal, judgmental
Unisex sizing; maximum defiance
Allergy? Rebellion? Aesthetic? Doesn’t matter.
We just won’t tolerate lactose.
This hoodie is your official uniform in the resistance against lactose tyranny. Boldly stitched with "Contra Lactem Semper" across the back—a Latin motto meaning "Against Milk, Always"—this is not just apparel. It's a declaration. A movement. A lactose-free revolution.
Whether you're vegan, intolerant, or just vibing with chaos, you’re welcome here.
Soft fleece-lined hoodie for comfort in battle
Latin motto on the back for gravitas and mystery
Front embroidery: minimal, judgmental
Unisex sizing; maximum defiance
Allergy? Rebellion? Aesthetic? Doesn’t matter.
We just won’t tolerate lactose.
The war on dairy begins now.
This hoodie is your official uniform in the resistance against lactose tyranny. Boldly stitched with "Contra Lactem Semper" across the back—a Latin motto meaning "Against Milk, Always"—this is not just apparel. It's a declaration. A movement. A lactose-free revolution.
Whether you're vegan, intolerant, or just vibing with chaos, you’re welcome here.
Soft fleece-lined hoodie for comfort in battle
Latin motto on the back for gravitas and mystery
Front embroidery: minimal, judgmental
Unisex sizing; maximum defiance
Allergy? Rebellion? Aesthetic? Doesn’t matter.
We just won’t tolerate lactose.
This hoodie is your official uniform in the resistance against lactose tyranny. Boldly stitched with "Contra Lactem Semper" across the back—a Latin motto meaning "Against Milk, Always"—this is not just apparel. It's a declaration. A movement. A lactose-free revolution.
Whether you're vegan, intolerant, or just vibing with chaos, you’re welcome here.
Soft fleece-lined hoodie for comfort in battle
Latin motto on the back for gravitas and mystery
Front embroidery: minimal, judgmental
Unisex sizing; maximum defiance
Allergy? Rebellion? Aesthetic? Doesn’t matter.
We just won’t tolerate lactose.