Milk Haters of America United Tee
from $36.00
This is not just a tee shirt. It's a declaration of dairy intolerance - philosophical and gastrointestinal.
For the oat milk loyalists. The cheese-resistant. The petty, the principaled, and the quietly unhinged.
you didn't quit milk. You started a vendetta.
Printed in serious serif for maximum drama, this tee features:
~Contra Lactem Semper on the sleeve-Against Milk Always in Latin-The ancient war cry of the lactose defiant!
Wear it to brunch. Wear it to Whole Foods. Wear it while making aggressively smug almond milk lattes. No moo allowed!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
For the oat milk loyalists. The cheese-resistant. The petty, the principaled, and the quietly unhinged.
you didn't quit milk. You started a vendetta.
Printed in serious serif for maximum drama, this tee features:
~Contra Lactem Semper on the sleeve-Against Milk Always in Latin-The ancient war cry of the lactose defiant!
Wear it to brunch. Wear it to Whole Foods. Wear it while making aggressively smug almond milk lattes. No moo allowed!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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This is not just a tee shirt. It's a declaration of dairy intolerance - philosophical and gastrointestinal.
For the oat milk loyalists. The cheese-resistant. The petty, the principaled, and the quietly unhinged.
you didn't quit milk. You started a vendetta.
Printed in serious serif for maximum drama, this tee features:
~Contra Lactem Semper on the sleeve-Against Milk Always in Latin-The ancient war cry of the lactose defiant!
Wear it to brunch. Wear it to Whole Foods. Wear it while making aggressively smug almond milk lattes. No moo allowed!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
For the oat milk loyalists. The cheese-resistant. The petty, the principaled, and the quietly unhinged.
you didn't quit milk. You started a vendetta.
Printed in serious serif for maximum drama, this tee features:
~Contra Lactem Semper on the sleeve-Against Milk Always in Latin-The ancient war cry of the lactose defiant!
Wear it to brunch. Wear it to Whole Foods. Wear it while making aggressively smug almond milk lattes. No moo allowed!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This is not just a tee shirt. It's a declaration of dairy intolerance - philosophical and gastrointestinal.
For the oat milk loyalists. The cheese-resistant. The petty, the principaled, and the quietly unhinged.
you didn't quit milk. You started a vendetta.
Printed in serious serif for maximum drama, this tee features:
~Contra Lactem Semper on the sleeve-Against Milk Always in Latin-The ancient war cry of the lactose defiant!
Wear it to brunch. Wear it to Whole Foods. Wear it while making aggressively smug almond milk lattes. No moo allowed!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
For the oat milk loyalists. The cheese-resistant. The petty, the principaled, and the quietly unhinged.
you didn't quit milk. You started a vendetta.
Printed in serious serif for maximum drama, this tee features:
~Contra Lactem Semper on the sleeve-Against Milk Always in Latin-The ancient war cry of the lactose defiant!
Wear it to brunch. Wear it to Whole Foods. Wear it while making aggressively smug almond milk lattes. No moo allowed!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!