Milk Haters of America United Tee

from $36.00
This is not just a tee shirt. It's a declaration of dairy intolerance - philosophical and gastrointestinal.

For the oat milk loyalists. The cheese-resistant. The petty, the principaled, and the quietly unhinged.
you didn't quit milk. You started a vendetta.
Printed in serious serif for maximum drama, this tee features:
~Contra Lactem Semper on the sleeve-Against Milk Always in Latin-The ancient war cry of the lactose defiant!

Wear it to brunch. Wear it to Whole Foods. Wear it while making aggressively smug almond milk lattes. No moo allowed!


• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size:
This is not just a tee shirt. It's a declaration of dairy intolerance - philosophical and gastrointestinal.

For the oat milk loyalists. The cheese-resistant. The petty, the principaled, and the quietly unhinged.
you didn't quit milk. You started a vendetta.
Printed in serious serif for maximum drama, this tee features:
~Contra Lactem Semper on the sleeve-Against Milk Always in Latin-The ancient war cry of the lactose defiant!

Wear it to brunch. Wear it to Whole Foods. Wear it while making aggressively smug almond milk lattes. No moo allowed!


• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!