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Weird Shirts Neuroparty Hoodie – Dr. Phake Approved
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Neuroparty Hoodie – Dr. Phake Approved

from $65.00
Brain fog? Mood swings? Sudden desire to dance alone in the dark?
Sounds like you’ve caught a case of the Neuroparty.

This all-black hoodie is stitched in cool gray with just one word: Neuroparty—a term with no clear meaning and exactly the right energy. Finished with the official Dr. Phake Rx emblem embroidered discreetly on the right wrist, this garment may cause spontaneous movement, introspective episodes, or vague psychic side effects.

Heavyweight black hoodie, soft interior

Gray embroidery: minimalist and mysterious

Dr. Phake’s Rx symbol on the sleeve = elite status

Designed for weird brains and late nights

Prescription strength: unregulated. Side effects: unknown. Vibes: immaculate.
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Brain fog? Mood swings? Sudden desire to dance alone in the dark?
Sounds like you’ve caught a case of the Neuroparty.

This all-black hoodie is stitched in cool gray with just one word: Neuroparty—a term with no clear meaning and exactly the right energy. Finished with the official Dr. Phake Rx emblem embroidered discreetly on the right wrist, this garment may cause spontaneous movement, introspective episodes, or vague psychic side effects.

Heavyweight black hoodie, soft interior

Gray embroidery: minimalist and mysterious

Dr. Phake’s Rx symbol on the sleeve = elite status

Designed for weird brains and late nights

Prescription strength: unregulated. Side effects: unknown. Vibes: immaculate.
Brain fog? Mood swings? Sudden desire to dance alone in the dark?
Sounds like you’ve caught a case of the Neuroparty.

This all-black hoodie is stitched in cool gray with just one word: Neuroparty—a term with no clear meaning and exactly the right energy. Finished with the official Dr. Phake Rx emblem embroidered discreetly on the right wrist, this garment may cause spontaneous movement, introspective episodes, or vague psychic side effects.

Heavyweight black hoodie, soft interior

Gray embroidery: minimalist and mysterious

Dr. Phake’s Rx symbol on the sleeve = elite status

Designed for weird brains and late nights

Prescription strength: unregulated. Side effects: unknown. Vibes: immaculate.

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